The name’s Garth, and im an alpha.

You’re probably wondering, how’d you get so fuckin sexy??

Simple.. I’m a fuckin ALPHA

See this long pooch sausage? It gets snatch, 24/7.
No breaks, no breathers bro.

My shlong fucks all night long.

Mmm, when it slides in and out intermittently from the gasping fishbowls, I am fucking DOPE bro

My cock is FAR from rancid, okay?

You beta belly bitches are nothing compared to me.

When I see my prey, I go in for the kill..

And I aint talkin about karra-boo.

That’s right, im talking dripping scum guzzle, ripe for the pluck.
I’m floatin a double time swing on that hole, you feel me?

Garth don’t stop at nothin for some good old fashion span-bitch inqusition ?

i love p-u-s-s-i-e

THE END

kyler gillam