So this is on a international tip..
One night in at club in Eastboune UK, drunk & loaded, i caught a case of the shit’s, (diarrhea) I had to deal this the matter at had, but after getting up from this disastrous debacle, this chick barge’s into the bathroom, pining me to wall unzipping my jeans.

Now I’m thinking I haven’t really wiped up to good,
but do i stop her or do let her proceed ???

Man LAW 101
PROCEED.. With caution
Laugh all the way home….