So I can’t even lie or tell this story without starting with this fact: I have really big boobs. Natural DDDs on a relatively petite/curvy build. So that automatically comes with getting a lot of attention from EVERYONE. Men, women, children, gay, straight. I can always catch glimpses or seem to get comments. I definitely used this to my advantage when I was younger, and that paired with my overly drunken nights out made for some pretty…..interesting nights to say the least.

One night I went out with my two girlfriends and I wore this tight low cut black lace dress. I knew it was a bit too small when I first put it on, but honestly I was ready to draw some eyes that night so I just said fuck it and wore it out. Long story short, all it took was two songs of dancing before my nipples started making their first appearances of the night. My friend told me she was on nipple duty and would warn me when one would start coming out, because at this point it was like every movement was a wardrobe malfunction. I just ended up sitting at the bar all night and drinking wayyy too much for my own good.

This was before Uber so we started making our way to the red line to head home. It was really late and me and my friends were the only ones on the car. We pulled up to a stop and four equally drunk guys walked on. First thing out of one of their mouths was “holy tits! You know your nipples are out? Excuse, me, not your nipples but your areolas”. I died of laughter while physically trying to contain my boobs in my top. The boys were in awe of my chest and drunk me found it hilarious. My friends proceeded to tell them of stories of other nights out where my boobs became the focus of the night. At one point of of the boys took out their phone and recorded a video of them bouncing as I laughed. After that all the boys started taking pictures of me. My friends were grabbing them and poking them as they were snapping all of these pictures. One of the boys asked me to come over so he could take a selfie with them. I went and sat on his lap and then his friend sitting next to him pulled my shirt down, fully exposing my left tit. I was so drunk I couldn’t help but laugh and try to cover myself up but then the boy whose lap I was sitting on proceeded to pull the other one out too. By that point my drunken young attention whore self gave in. I let them all get a good grope at them, but it was mainly the one whose lap I was sitting on that couldn’t take his hands off of me. His friend started taking Snapchat videos on his phone of him groping me and then finally after some drunken persuasion I turned so he could have a suck. His friend recorded all of this and posted it to his snap chat stories. I could feel he was hard but I just kept sitting on his lap and letting him grope me. His friends just kept taking pictures and recording him drunkenly squeezing them and playing with my nipples. I tried to put them away a couple times but each time I would feel he’s hands creep back up and they were out again. At one point my friends were telling me to chill out because we could get in trouble so I stood up and tried to walk back to them but the main guy pulled me back down so I was practically straddling him and started sucking on them again. At this point I was so drunk and turned on I just let him as his friends egged it on and my friends begged me to stop.

I was completely zoned out and in the moment so I didn’t even realize the train was holding on the platform. Suddenly I heard the doors open and a deep loud voice go “HEY!” I snapped out of it and realized I was sitting on some strange Australian dudes lap, tits out while he’s suckling away like a baby. Apparently long enough for the conductor to get a complaint to come reprimand me. I immediately came to, jumped off of him and the conductor order us to move to a separate car for the remainder of the ride.

The next morning my friends were kinda annoyed but amused with my actions. I was humiliated remembering how the night panned out. A couple hours after waking up a friend text me that he saw pictures of me on a friends Snapchat. As the morning went on a couple more similar texts came out. One read “literally just saw my friend sucking your tits on the train on Snapchat? What the FUCK did I miss!?!” All of my friends saw, and apparently it’s up on pornhub somewhere too. At the time I was 20 and having a fun time, but now I think back to the nights where I let my body control the night and I cringe!!